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The Baron of Bidet

On the eighteenth century in Paris made a frenzy
the Baron of Bidet, well-known inventor.
The Baron was pondering with the chance
of taking seat showers without losing the dignity.
 
At the Versailles fountains he gazed atonished
at some ducks putting their ass against a water fountain.
And mr Monsieur exclaimed: Eureka! Je l'ai trouvé
Ohlalá! Oh! mon dié! je feré a good play
it will be a palangane with the jet incorporé!
 
With the excuse of the design the scoundrel Baron
was doing the great flirt with Madame de Chateaubriand.
The efficience of the invention reached such dimension
that in the French courts the pollution went down.
 
Insatiable the crowd demanded his bidet
to be able to wash sitting and not standing.
And they went in a gang and took over the Bastille.
Quesquesé se merdé? the nobility was wondering,
the french revolution, Quesque vous avez pensé?
 
The egalité, liberté and fraternité was instaurated
and in Paris there was no ass without a bidet
And so thanks to Danton, Marat and Robespierre
the France madams wash their 'pomme de terre'
 
And for this invention the nations will honor the Baron
like the Count of Foie-gras and the Marquis of Croissant.
And this is the exact story of the Baron and his device
And you'll never find such refreshing sensation
on back and front, on front and back.
 

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